B.O.O.T.

(proper noun)- Est. 2003, this is an organization devoted to the propagation of pure awesome, in my face. The words of the acronym have long since been lost in the pages of history. B.O.O.T. members (BOOTies) can often be spotted at Roscoe's, asking for the "Number 3, mah prease?" whilst consuming syrup shots. BOOTies generally enjoy chain gangs, monkey noises, little boys, and horses. They are not impressed by needle-dicks.
I pledged B.O.O.T.

Oh prease mah shiddy horse boy pony B.O.O.T. prease.
by TheLoudestFan October 15, 2008
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Dirty Pirate Hooker

(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.
by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009
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Danny DeVito

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Danny DeVito is a re-rack called at 4 cups in which two vertical rows of two cups are placed adjacent two each other, offset along the gaps.

Also known as the "2-2 Offset" in lamer circles.
When it comes to 4 cups, you always go with the Danny DeVito
by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009
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Cobrachiosaurus tank

(n.) A mythical creature with the head of a cobra, the neck and tail of a brachiosaurus, and the body of a modern tank. One of the few species to actually have a catch phrase: "Amaze your friends. Devour your enemies. Then devour your friends." Also, the only creature known to have evolutionarily developed a complex ballistics system as a means of predatory attack.
My pet cobrachiosaurus tank destroyed my old high school in a matter of 3 minutes. It was AWESOME.

Tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!
by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009
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slute

(n.) A name for a woman known for harboring many varieties of STDs, despite a potentially minimal sexual history.

Also, a term of endearment for the revered women of B.O.O.T.
B.O.O.T. slutes rock!

That one slute totally hit me in the face with a few of her STDs on the bus today.
by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009
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musterbate

(v.) To stimulate oneself or one's partner to the point of ejaculation of mustard.
Oh prease, it's time I musterbate in the bathroom, with the lotion
by TheLoudestFan October 27, 2008
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