The three-month maximum period between a person's entry into a new situation and a person's complete screwing up of said situation or essential elements of it. This phenomenon is backed by massive amounts of studies in social psychology and even more massive amounts of personal testimony from bitter, angry people.
Susannah just broke down and gave her new roommate specific instructions on where she would prefer her to travel on her next vacation. That honeymoon period is over.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

A form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. Its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.
by TheLastPunslinger June 05, 2005

The phenomenon in which the stupidity of something one is exposed to makes some of one's brain cells explode.
Hearing John say that women never have relationship problems triggered stupopaneurocitis in Jane, whose ears bled for the next several hours.
by TheLastPunslinger January 03, 2006

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.
Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.
The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005
