TheGayAccount's definitions

Reverse Kentucky Powerline

A sexual move in which one male party stands up while having penile intercourse, bites into string cheese and wraps it around his dick, and has the other party (male or female), bite into the long end of the string cheese, thus resembling an electrical power line.

Dale: I had a good time last night when I gave Linda the Reverse Kentucky Powerline

by TheGayAccount May 24, 2020

Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc

Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!

by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020

Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.

Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom

by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020

YouTube

A website/app that worships the ground Google works on, kisses the ass of corporate greed and hates its consumers with a burning passion. Opinions don’t matter here. They will have no problem demonetizing or censoring anything that doesn’t fit their political agenda, and they take away basic features and put them behind a paywall known as YouTube premium. Mostly their issues lie in the Apple IOS versions, Android versions of YouTube. If you think you are gonna have a good time on YouTube in 2020, you can stroke it, because Google will make sure your daily dose of YouTube is as miserable as your life is. Every single video, in exception to every other video you find, will have a 15 second unskippable ad on it, and if you are really lucky, you get 2 ads in a row. Usually you will get 2 5 second ads in the beginning, a 15 second unskippable ad in the middle, and another single 5 second ad at the end (usually). It can go either way, but there’s no doubt that you will watch more ad then video combined. YouTube sure knows how to use ads to their advantage. Used to be that you would see only 1 ad and that was it. You could even skip that ad. Now, it’s like cable TV. Half the things that are shown in the ads you don’t give two hairy dicks for.

John: Hey Steve, you wanna watch some YouTube videos?
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.

by TheGayAccount September 29, 2020

DoGen

A shortened version of Dollar General, a chain of discount stores slapped across the United States nestled in the asscrack between towns and cities in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

See: FamDo (Family Dollar)

Bryan: Damn I’m all out of none-name- brand paper plates.

Jacob: Just go to the DoGen. It has all you need.

by TheGayAccount February 8, 2024

Florgia

The area within the Georgia/Florida state line up to 20 miles, with nothing but sprawling farmland, small podunk towns with weed farms, and rolling hills. Often called so by people living in Georgia who travel to the panhandle for Labor Day/Memorial Day, which is roughly an hour.

"The devil went down to Florgia he was looking for a bowl to steal."

by TheGayAccount November 22, 2023

Pontonglade

When a group of guys and girls get drunk in a bar and on the way to the after-party, everyone fucks in the limousine.

We had one hell of a night, but that Pontonglade made things a whole lot better.

by TheGayAccount September 24, 2023