Definitions by TheGayAccount
YouTube
A website/app that worships the ground Google works on, kisses the ass of corporate greed and hates its consumers with a burning passion. Opinions don’t matter here. They will have no problem demonetizing or censoring anything that doesn’t fit their political agenda, and they take away basic features and put them behind a paywall known as YouTube premium. Mostly their issues lie in the Apple IOS versions, Android versions of YouTube. If you think you are gonna have a good time on YouTube in 2020, you can stroke it, because Google will make sure your daily dose of YouTube is as miserable as your life is. Every single video, in exception to every other video you find, will have a 15 second unskippable ad on it, and if you are really lucky, you get 2 ads in a row. Usually you will get 2 5 second ads in the beginning, a 15 second unskippable ad in the middle, and another single 5 second ad at the end (usually). It can go either way, but there’s no doubt that you will watch more ad then video combined. YouTube sure knows how to use ads to their advantage. Used to be that you would see only 1 ad and that was it. You could even skip that ad. Now, it’s like cable TV. Half the things that are shown in the ads you don’t give two hairy dicks for.
John: Hey Steve, you wanna watch some YouTube videos?
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
YouTube by TheGayAccount September 29, 2020
Shaster McGrotha
1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.
2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.
3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.
3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
Shaster McGrotha by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020
Bacon
Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc
Bacon by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020
Reverse Kentucky Powerline
A sexual move in which one male party stands up while having penile intercourse, bites into string cheese and wraps it around his dick, and has the other party (male or female), bite into the long end of the string cheese, thus resembling an electrical power line.
Reverse Kentucky Powerline by TheGayAccount May 24, 2020
Shid Marks
After taking a significant shit, one May notice a line of sticky, dark, fresh and solid fecal matter resting on the side of the bowl. This may be caused by poor positioning of the anus and/or trajectory of said turd, or the result of a massive explosion of st-helens papa-John-pepper styled molten ass juice that quickly solidifies.
Lee: Cant wait to take a piss
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!
Shid Marks by TheGayAccount May 16, 2020
Fap Forever February
In this challenge starting on February 1st, you must masturbate every single hour of the day until 8 PM, so if it is 7 AM, when the clock strikes 8 AM, you must masturbate until 9 AM, and if it is 9:59, when the clock strikes 10 AM, you must nut until 11 AM and so on and so forth. You cannot stop nutting until 8 PM and if your arm grows tired of masturbating, you are allowed 5 breaks and that is it. How long each break is will depend on your progress, so if you masturbated nonstop, you are allowed a 30 Minute break. However, if you stop masturbating in places or simply don't do it at all, sorry, you can't take that break and you are down to 4. Good luck.
Fap Forever February by TheGayAccount December 22, 2018
Roblox
An online game where if you don't have robux, you're not cool. Typically said in a corny and bratty manner from somebody else who has robux. They get offended easily, can't take jokes often, get their panties in a wad over ridiculous and ludicrous things; most of the time being trivial or offensive towards them in any kind of way, shape, or form.
Sometimes, even when minding one's own business, they can still call one out for not having this "beloved" online currency, for seemingly no reason at all. And these kids don't seem to realize who's behind the screen most of the time, making their half-assed insult seem more bullshit then once before. These kids, can even piss off and annoy the most modest person on the planet---Not unlike some bratty teenagers I've heard of. What really pisses me off more is it the lack of knowledge of who might be more "functional" than others, typically speaking, the people who are not lenient. What I'm saying is that there are people who take things seriously, and do harm to themselves.
Which under no circumstance is acceptable. It can be looked at from the brat's point of view. Mostly tasteless and mindless, to spelling errored and corny insults could come your way, even if you say a kindergarten insult to them.
Sometimes, even when minding one's own business, they can still call one out for not having this "beloved" online currency, for seemingly no reason at all. And these kids don't seem to realize who's behind the screen most of the time, making their half-assed insult seem more bullshit then once before. These kids, can even piss off and annoy the most modest person on the planet---Not unlike some bratty teenagers I've heard of. What really pisses me off more is it the lack of knowledge of who might be more "functional" than others, typically speaking, the people who are not lenient. What I'm saying is that there are people who take things seriously, and do harm to themselves.
Which under no circumstance is acceptable. It can be looked at from the brat's point of view. Mostly tasteless and mindless, to spelling errored and corny insults could come your way, even if you say a kindergarten insult to them.
Brat: I have so much robux u noob get robux lmao Roblox the best
Me: Fuck off you prick (Comes out as #### ### ### ####)
Brat: Tags noob im cooler then you XD get robux noob
Me: End my fucking suffering
Me: Fuck off you prick (Comes out as #### ### ### ####)
Brat: Tags noob im cooler then you XD get robux noob
Me: End my fucking suffering
Roblox by TheGayAccount November 17, 2018