After taking a significant shit, one May notice a line of sticky, dark, fresh and solid fecal matter resting on the side of the bowl. This may be caused by poor positioning of the anus and/or trajectory of said turd, or the result of a massive explosion of st-helens papa-John-pepper styled molten ass juice that quickly solidifies.
Lee: Cant wait to take a piss
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!
by TheGayAccount May 16, 2020
Get the Shid Marksmug. Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.
Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster
Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster
Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
by TheGayAccount June 27, 2018
Get the I don't give a holy fuckmug. A Software that is "supposed" to track students history during School so they catch them in the act of going to an "inappropriate" website or webpage, or just simply fucking Google. It's most trusted, however, it's considered to be an advantage to Malicious or Spyware hackers, since it is traced with a keylogger. So they can easily track passwords, information, and other things that you don't want to be accessed by anyone other than you. So really, it's just a computer program that defeats the purpose of the Internet. It's very easy to get caught since they can literally see your fucking screen. Again, they can track every single goddamn thing you type, every single website you visit, and every single thing you DO on said website. I'm surprised that this is what Schools have to resort to. Considering the fact that what the kids do on computers can't be tracked all at once, and everyone is just doing the same thing. and lo and behold, LanSchool was created!
Mark: I hear the school installed LanSchool on all the computers
Jane: Oh shit
Teacher: *Writes Discipline Referral*
Jane: Oh shit
Teacher: *Writes Discipline Referral*
by TheGayAccount August 1, 2018
Get the LanSchoolmug. A very cringy or cancerous way of saying "Hot". Mostly used by online daters on the shitty game Roblox.
by TheGayAccount August 1, 2018
Get the Hawtmug. An erratic, controlled descent into an unfortunate situation or some event of extreme peril. The person or person(s) who delve into Shit Valley know they've fucked up and there's little chance to revert their fortunes in the near future. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, the person or person(s) in question will forever blame themselves for their ignorant decision to do what led them to the shit valley. Rarely do unfortunate souls ever escape.
Rocco: Ever since I purposefully took that molly and went on a tear on the freeway, hitting that cop car, my life has turned into nothing but a shit valley. I'm now facing a year in prison and my relationships and career are on the line.
by TheGayAccount November 20, 2022
Get the Shit Valleymug. The Mob Boss of the Cassolini Family that caused unrelenting chaos in New England back in the 1980s. He is called Ass Nate because of his strange torture methods that often resulted in the anus being affected in some way. Details are sketchy but nobody really knows what the torture methods were, exactly. Some speculate that he would make the members of the family set up a 2.5-mile long spanking routine and make the victim crawl through it, or make the victim go weeks without taking a shit.
Dave: Did you hear the news about that guy who suffered blunt force trauma to the ass? I think Ass Nate struck again.
Susan: Nah, it's all a fake. You're being paranoid.
Susan: Nah, it's all a fake. You're being paranoid.
by TheGayAccount November 27, 2020
Get the Ass Natemug. 