Definitions by TheFirstAlbinoShaq

Hoodified 

1. A person, place, thing or song that has been hoodified

Hey we got k-rounds, glocks with 30's, if you run up on imma do you dirty -Rob You Maybe

Hoodified

Hoodified by TheFirstAlbinoShaq June 22, 2022

Croatian Whore 

1. A woman who has multiple sexual desires for other men

2. A married or a woman in a relationship who has many sexual desires for other men and not her husband or boyfriend

3. A Croatian hooker

Have you heard? Katerino is such a Croatian Whore.

Mia is such a Croatian Whore

Croatian Whore by TheFirstAlbinoShaq June 22, 2022

Fogle

1. A measurement of 12 terabyte's of child pornography

The FBI busted this guy who had a fogle of child porn

Fogle by TheFirstAlbinoShaq May 8, 2022

Vocabularious Obliteration 

1. A big word that basically means roasting or insulitng

"Damn that was some fucking nuts Vocabularious Obliteration"

"Bruh I just Vocabulariously Obliterated that guy over Xbox"

Vocabularious Obliteration by TheFirstAlbinoShaq April 24, 2022

Fourtyfourophobia 

1. The sudden irational fear of middle aged adults the ages of fourty through fourty four specifically

"I diagnose you with Fourtyfourophobia"
Stares at doctor

"you are the scariest mother fucker I have ever seen"

Fourtyfourophobia by TheFirstAlbinoShaq April 24, 2022

Con Rit 

Con Rit is name given to a Cryptid from Vietnam, it is an enormous oceanic centipede which lives in the south east Vietnam sea. It also has been spotted making terrible dad jokes to socialize and fornicating with boats because it's lonely.

How will I explain to my local mechanic that my boat got fucked by a Con Rit?

Con Rit by TheFirstAlbinoShaq January 24, 2022

Wattacactus

(Watt-a-cact-us) Is a slang word refering to the Vietnamese cryptid The Con Rit.

Hey! Did you see that?! I think I saw a Wattacactus!

Did you see the news? People think a Wattacactus washed up on shore.

Wattacactus by TheFirstAlbinoShaq December 12, 2021