A fake Amish person. A person who pretends to be Amish, or is going through "rumspringa", the Amish rite of deciding whether to remain in the community.
"Look at that chick over there. She's Fauxmish. She's on rumspringa right now, and doing drugs and banging guys like there's no tomorrow."
by TheExtremelyGiftedOne October 28, 2015
"Truth" and "proof" smashed together. When faggoty liberals deny your definition of a made up fucking word because it attacks their idiotic, douchebag dogma of global warming.
"The global warmist dicks at UD wouldn't publish my definition of 'troof'. Reason? Because it impugned their savior Al Gore's phony scientific bullshit about global warming. Get back to skateboarding and leave science to thinkers."
by TheExtremelyGiftedOne April 25, 2015
"Got the yips" or "giving me the yips" is defined as that sound you make just before you puke your guts up, as coined by a Pennsylvania podcast.
by TheExtremelyGiftedOne May 24, 2017
"The Covidite refused to use his brain in dealing with a germ, and was so stupid as to drive alone in his car wearing a mask, as though that would keep him from giving himself the germ."
by TheExtremelyGiftedOne November 08, 2020
Since Janine got divorced, her tittylibrium has gone way up. I'm seeing those titties ALL OVER the Internet.
by TheExtremelyGiftedOne December 10, 2015
"Jill Biden has to constantly broadsplain for her husband, whose cognitive disability won't allow him to properly elucidate his administration's policies."
by TheExtremelyGiftedOne February 27, 2021
A man who is dominated by women, and takes his anger out on others. It's an acronym for "Feminine Obstructed Yahoo", as defined in eastern Pennsylvania.
"That dude is angry. Based on the way he acts, he's a definite Foy, and is all hung up on his mommy patterns."
by TheExtremelyGiftedOne February 10, 2023