Beelzebug
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Beelzebug by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004
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beelzebug
An annoying insect.
Specifically, a mosquito that comes into your bed at three in the morning and can not be cast out.
Specifically, a mosquito that comes into your bed at three in the morning and can not be cast out.
"Those damn beelzebugs have been biting me all day!" shouted Roger as he scratched madly. "I hate them."
(Beelzebug comes from a make-a-new-word contest in a newspaper. It comes from Beelzebub, the name of a character in "Paradise Lost" who is ranks right below Satan in Hell.)
(Beelzebug comes from a make-a-new-word contest in a newspaper. It comes from Beelzebub, the name of a character in "Paradise Lost" who is ranks right below Satan in Hell.)
beelzebug by Newbia Leogetti September 1, 2005
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beelzebug
Information Age technology that has diabolic or infernal applications, especially if it can be interpreted as prophecied in the The Book of Revelations.
"While many Americans, including many Christians, joke about the Rapture, End Times and now the illicit use of RFID implants--the word Beelzebugs suddenly comes to mind--there are, by Mr. O'Leary's account, 'tens of millions' who don't consider RFID the stuff of mirth." - From the Online Wall Street Journal, 2005.12.30
beelzebug by simon @kins December 31, 2005
Beelzebozo
Alter ego of the late, great comedian Bill Hicks. A bit in which he said he was available for children's parties as an evil clown.
Beelzebozo: Hi, kids, it's Beelzebozo time! Tell me something, who here outta you young'uns has never...watched a skin flick? C'mere, Tommy! See them? Them's titties, hoo-hoo!
Tommy: Mommyyyyyyyyy!
Beelzebozo: That is your mommy!
Tommy: Mommyyyyyyyyy!
Beelzebozo: That is your mommy!
Beelzebozo by jaws1385 November 17, 2009
Beelzebubba
Beelzebubba by Un-fucking-believable March 31, 2005
BeelzeButthole
BeelzeButthole by ThPickler February 28, 2017
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!