When you make smores,
on a house fire.
"Hey, I want to go honfiring."
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
Another word for yes.
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No"
A faggot male with a female anime character as their avatar, that overpopulates game servers and internet forums.
Qualities of a Weeaboo:
Lacks basic knowledge and survival skills because they have replaced that part of their brain with memorizing Japanese phrases from their favorite anime.
Smells very fucking bad because of lack of hygiene.
Overweight because they are disgusting animals who cannot control their eating habits.
Buys worthless objects to fuel their own worthlessness.
When they play games, they do not play the game for the purpose of playing the game, but rather as a social experience.
Attempts to attain moderator privilege in forums, streaming chats, and game servers for the purpose of banning people they do not like socially. They are known for destroying small communities, and need to be killed off in order for a community to thrive.
Has one of these sexual deviations: homosexual, furry, bdsm.
If you have 5 or 6 of these qualities you are a Weeaboo.
If you have 4 or 3 of these qualities you are a Liberal.
If you have 2 or 1 of these qualities you are still a piece of shit.
Weeaboo
The most destructive trait known to humankind.
Pride is responsible for the most tragic and destructive events in human history.
Disasters caused by Pride:
1. WW1
2. WW2
3. All instances of Genocides
4. All instances of Slavery
5. All the moments in your life where you have done something immoral and it has backfired on you.
6. Homosexuality and infertility
7. Propaganda
An absolute monster designed to terrorize men.
Pregnantis
Something everybody has, but refuses to acknowledge.
Drug Addict 1: Yo duuuude did you know we have no freedom?!
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.
A vehicle driven by Wog. The Wog is usually known to play very loud obnoxious music while driving down the street with it's windows down. Which is where the term originated from.
"Hey is that Sidney Samson's - Riverside Motherfucker playing?"
"I think s... It's getting louder."
"Wait that isn't Riverside Motherfucker, that's just the sound of a Wog-Mobile."
