Pride

The most destructive trait known to humankind.
Pride is responsible for the most tragic and destructive events in human history.
Disasters caused by Pride:
1. WW1
2. WW2
3. All instances of Genocides
4. All instances of Slavery
5. All the moments in your life where you have done something immoral and it has backfired on you.
6. Homosexuality and infertility
7. Propaganda
by TheAutisticHumanBeing May 02, 2018
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Retard

A person who lacks an appropriate reasoning skill that makes them incapable of differentiating a falsehood from reality.
Retard 1: The earth is flat.
Retard 2: Yea I believe that. Also I am not going to conduct any form of experiment to test whether what you said is true or false.

Retard 1: Homosexuality is ok.
Retard 2: Yes preventing society from reproducing is ok, and everybody should become homosexual so we can all die out before the next generation begins.

Retard: The media is pushing an agenda, so I am going to blindly believe that agenda.

Muslim Retard: The Quran instructs me to kill people who leave my religion, people who believe in a polytheistic religion, people who do not join my religion, people who believe in other single theistic religions like myself. Also since murder has been ingrained in my mind since birth, we should all probably start killing eachother in the middle east for no reason. This is the work of God salamalenko. Alah Huakbar. Jihad, we must struggle together brother. Here strap this vest on and go kill yourself, but you will also kill 50 other muslims, so it's ok.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 20, 2019
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Southernism

A word that has been shortened and altered so much to the point that it is impossible to understand the message a person is trying to convey.
Examples:
They ought to = They aughta (Southernised English)
Ayorta = They aughta (Southernism Southernism)
Let's go = Lego (Southernised)
With ya did ya = witch a ditch a (Southernised)
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Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.
a-mare-e-ca-la-na-vain-e-a
Americalanavania
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Fuck-Pid

When a person is so dumb that they make up dumb words and then post them on urban dictionary.
BannnaPerson is such a fuck-pid.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 25, 2019
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Pregnantis

An absolute monster designed to terrorize men.
Pregnantis
by TheAutisticHumanBeing May 02, 2018
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Aspergers

A word used to socially snub a person who has decided that life is better without social interaction.
Person 1: "That person has aspergers"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 08, 2017
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