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Freedom

Something everybody has, but refuses to acknowledge.
Drug Addict 1: Yo duuuude did you know we have no freedom?!
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
mugGet the Freedommug.

Retard

A person who lacks an appropriate reasoning skill that makes them incapable of differentiating a falsehood from reality.
Retard 1: The earth is flat.
Retard 2: Yea I believe that. Also I am not going to conduct any form of experiment to test whether what you said is true or false.

Retard 1: Homosexuality is ok.
Retard 2: Yes preventing society from reproducing is ok, and everybody should become homosexual so we can all die out before the next generation begins.

Retard: The media is pushing an agenda, so I am going to blindly believe that agenda.

Muslim Retard: The Quran instructs me to kill people who leave my religion, people who believe in a polytheistic religion, people who do not join my religion, people who believe in other single theistic religions like myself. Also since murder has been ingrained in my mind since birth, we should all probably start killing eachother in the middle east for no reason. This is the work of God salamalenko. Alah Huakbar. Jihad, we must struggle together brother. Here strap this vest on and go kill yourself, but you will also kill 50 other muslims, so it's ok.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 19, 2019
mugGet the Retardmug.

Fuck-Pid

When a person is so dumb that they make up dumb words and then post them on urban dictionary.
BannnaPerson is such a fuck-pid.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 25, 2019
mugGet the Fuck-Pidmug.

Southernism

A word that has been shortened and altered so much to the point that it is impossible to understand the message a person is trying to convey.
Examples:
They ought to = They aughta (Southernised English)
Ayorta = They aughta (Southernism Southernism)
Let's go = Lego (Southernised)
With ya did ya = witch a ditch a (Southernised)
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 11, 2017
mugGet the Southernismmug.

No

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
mugGet the Nomug.

Wog-Mobile

A vehicle driven by Wog. The Wog is usually known to play very loud obnoxious music while driving down the street with it's windows down. Which is where the term originated from.
"Hey is that Sidney Samson's - Riverside Motherfucker playing?"
"I think s... It's getting louder."
"Wait that isn't Riverside Motherfucker, that's just the sound of a Wog-Mobile."
by TheAutisticHumanBeing October 22, 2016
mugGet the Wog-Mobilemug.

Stupid Fucking Bitch

An animal that lacks the ability to construct social relationships because of it's toxic attitude. And because of this, the animal will eat any type of dog shit food until it develops excess body fat and becomes unable to move. You will commonly see a stupid fucking bitch yelling over stupid fucking shit it does not understand.

A stupid bitch commonly tries to control your life but lacks complete control over it's own life because there is no such thing as control. Only stupid people believe in control. Stupid fucking bitches try to control other people's lives.
The stupid fucking bitch is the final evolution of the stupid bitch. A stupid bitch has some merit to society which is what allows it to attract a mate, whereas a Stupid Fucking Bitch does not hold any merit whatsoever and is incapable of reproducing.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019
mugGet the Stupid Fucking Bitchmug.

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