Definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1

And more!!! 

What females put on their dating profile after listing their only 2 hobbies that involve 0 activity to make them not sound boring despite the fact that both of these hobbies are done by themselves.

“I like reading, watching tv, and more!!!“

And more!!! by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.

First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

The little girl in my photo is my niece by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

That’s my little monkey 

A thing single moms say before showing someone who didn’t ask a picture of their child.

*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …

That’s my little monkey by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

-uh 

What drunk female Natives (usually borderline homeless or narcotic addicts) add to the end of a sentence when they’re angry.

“Alright ma’am, your Breathalyzer reads .21, hands behind your back”
DONT FUCKIN TOUCH ME-UHHHH!

-uh by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Small Dick Energy 

What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.

“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.

“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”

Small Dick Energy by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Winnipeg Cocktail 

Fentanyl, Meth, Heroin, and hand sanitizer consumed all at once while sitting in a Winnipeg Transit bus shelter that the city hasn’t taken down yet.

Gimme sum fucken spare change so I can make a winnipeg cocktail there bud like fuk

Winnipeg Cocktail by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Ect 

How REALLY stupid people (usually americans) abbreviate the phrase “et cetera” because they think, for some reason, the C comes before the T. Also usually said after they mention only one thing in a list because they can’t think of anything else.

“What are your hobbies?”
I like reading, ect
“…that’s it?”

NO I SAID ECT!!!

Ect by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023