The Lovely Nia

What Bill Burr says in his podcast to notify listeners that it’s probably best to skip the next 30-90 minutes of his podcast because his comedy-killing wife has entered his podcast room and will start cutting his jokes off and interpreting them as statements.

Bill Burr: …and right after that he -- oh look everyone it’s the lovely Nia!

Podcast Listeners: Aiight *turns off podcast*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023

Eksetra

How white girls who intentionally choose to be incorrect pronounce “Et cetera”. Probably the same people who abbreviate “et cetera” as “Ect”.

We were busy, I had to stop at Starbucks, scroll through Instagram, eksetra

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

Miscarriage

Female definition: something that only happens to the brave, strong, amazing, courageous, and best women on the entire planet. Heaven gains an angel because of your dead fetus Omg so amazing.

Men Definition: See “dodged a bullet”

Woman Version: I HAD A MISCARRIAGE D:

Men Version: Thank fuck we had a miscarriage.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Make love

It’s fucking. Call it whatever you want. Fuckin, bangin, railing, you can call it “Makin a Grilled Cheese Sandwich” if you want as long as he gets to go “awwwww FUCK” at the end of it.

I don’t fuck. I make love.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Like

What white girls say after every 3 or 4 words.

K so like I need to like go to Starbucks like right now like I’m so thirsty like for real

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

White Privilege

A term black people came up with to make white people feel bad for literally existing and nothing more.

Black Guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 in scholarships for being smart plus $2000 in awards simply for being black*

White guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 scholarship for being smart*
Black Guy: hmph, fuck him and his white privilege *robs a store*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.

“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023