TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

DarkMystery

2022-and-later slang for having a fetish of feeding women a variety of different sauces mixed together, and multiple foods in different portions and sizes.

Wanna come over for a DarkMystery?

“Uh, no, you’re gross”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.

Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!

*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023

Whorefrost

Made while having sex outside in the winter, whorefrost is the deposit of cum on objects exposed to a cumshot, such as grass blades, tree branches, or leaves. It is formed by direct condensation of semen and water vapour to ice at temperatures below freezing and occurs when cum is brought to its frost point by cooling.

The hood of her car is coated in Whorefrost

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Let’s gooooooo

What Gen Z white people or wannabe white people (or wypipo as they call them) say when they do a super minuscule task in life, which realistically doesn’t make any sense because if you’re referring to “go” as in “do the task”, you’ve already done it and aren’t going anywhere. Then again, what slang or lingo of Gen Z does make sense?

You got a C- on your test, Jamal
“ Let’s gooooooo!!!!”
? Go where?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

Sis

1. Short for “sister”
2. A term girls who downvote posts on UrbanDictionary call each other because guys call each other “bro” and they want to try to be just like them because “eQuAlItY”

“Hey sis.”
Ew don’t call me that, we’ve known each other for like 3 days.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 12, 2023

Stootfish

An extremely ugly friend (or friends) that an ugly girl hangs out with when they go to a club to make her look like a 10/10 by comparison; overall, nothing but an illusion.

Damn that girls hot.
“Nah man, it’s an illusion, she’s surrounded by stootfish.”
What are you talking about???

“You’re making me laugh, man. Look… Block out everyone surrounding her with your hands… see how she’s not hot now?”
Oh my god!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.

First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023