The romancer's definitions

movorno

A movie that has a name that can be altered in such a way to make it sound like a porno.

"me and the guys are going to see a matinee performance of the hit new movorno Marmadukkake."

by The romancer March 28, 2014

garnerism

To go on long rants about communism.

"my grandpa has used many garnerisms in his day."

by The romancer March 3, 2014

lumex

A lumex is a person or thing that is basically difined as a lazy blob who is no good and does not care about other people and things around. This word is commonly used by New England natives.

Get off the phone and drive you lumex

by The romancer February 19, 2014

congradufuckingmalations

When you have screwed some situation up so bad it is like a total face palm to modern society and life of pi

"congradufuckingmalations you trashed a perfectly good check for 10,000 euros even though we live in ' Merca

by The romancer March 3, 2014

short caught

When a girl sits on the ground in the shorts so you can see her thighs and buttcheeks. If they sit the other way you their vagina

"Shit man, did you see Jenny!! I totally short caught her!!

by The romancer April 2, 2014