The return of light Joker's definitions

quagmire

a very difficult situation, especially a hopeless military campaign

Bush got our troops into a quagmire but he won't acknowledge it or do anything about it.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 13, 2007

sexcapade

1. a period of sexual indulgence

2. an incident of a sexual nature

Another celebrity sexcapade is causing a moral panic.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2009

limousine liberal

a politically liberal person, especially one who believes in helping the poor, who lives a middle or upper class lifestyle

Conservatives should not just dismiss a person like Ted Turner as limousine liberal.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2007

on cloud 9

in a state of complete happiness

He was on cloud 9 after he met her.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2008

lip lock

1. a kiss

2. to kiss someone

She tried to give me a lip lock, but I knew it was not safe.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007

headless chicken

a panic stricken and/or illogical person

The once heroic veteran turned into a regular headless chicken overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2010

iron out

1. to arrange satisfactorily, straighten out

2. to shoot someone with a handgun

I had to iron out the plans for vacation.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010