The return of light Joker's definitions

cold mud

a grave, a place where a dead person is buried

His great uncle was initially believed to be in cold mud. But they found he was alive.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011

Mae West

1. a early inflatable life preserver

2. a parachute malfunction that divides the cloth so that it resemble an exaggerated brassiere .

(First sense partly from the resemblance to A well endowed American actress who was then appearing in films)

A Mae West was on display a the Museum today.

by The Return of Light Joker July 6, 2009

Unleaded

1. decaffeinated

2. coffee that has been decaffeinated

(from a term referring to fuel that has had all lead removed to promote good health in people and a clean enviornment)

I Don't drink unleaded. I don't even drink coffee at all.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

2nite

tonight( used in electronic media)

I will be back 2nite.

by The Return of Light Joker June 27, 2008

rook

to cheat, deceive (perhaps from the rook, a bird that shares a reputation for stealing with other corvids)

He was ready to rook the old man, but ran when confronted.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2011

Irish twins

two people born less than 12 months apart (from the stereotype that Irish Catholics have many children)

They ended up with Irish twins and shortly after, decided they would be better off with a larger house.

by The Return of Light joker January 1, 2009

perzackly

precisely (a blend of precisely and the abbreviation zackly)

Perzackly! That's whats wrong with this situtation.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2011