in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2011

on fire

doing very well

While you people bicker over details, other countries are on fire in the education department.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2011

backstab

betray someone or otherwise harm them in a treacherous way

He is the only shit head with enough nerve to backstab my mom.

by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2008

elevator doesn't go to the top floor

this person is not very smart

If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

by The Return of Light Joker January 05, 2009

kegger

a beer drinking party

Your just going to the kegger so you can get get drunk. Your better of going to see the fireworks.

by The Return of Light Joker July 16, 2009

museum piece

something old fashion or out of date

That TV is a total museum piece.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2008

out of sync

not in order, not in harmony
(from a term used for the exact correspondence of sound and/or recorded image)

That team is out of sync.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2008