The return of light Joker's definitions

vino

wine, especially cheap red wine (the standard word for wine in Spanish and Italian)

I think you have had a little too much vino.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 26, 2007

kibitz

to give unwanted or intrusive advice to someone in a game or performance while watching(from German Via Yiddish)

Stop Kibitzing and watch the show. (example of kibitz)

by The Return of Light Joker August 21, 2009

razzle-dazzle

1. showy, gaudy

2. adroit deception

They had festooned the house with razzle-dazzle all over.

by The Return of Light Joker March 4, 2009

Cover story

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010

tripe

contemptible or worthless material(from a term for the stomache lining of an animal used for food as such foodsuffs are held in low regard)

If you really think you need this tripe you need a life.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2009

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011