The return of light Joker's definitions

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

dick

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective

The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2008

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

wrong way to run a railroad

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2011

Chicago overcoat

a coffin, a casket (used in reference to the person who died and was buried in it)

Sadly, he was wearing a Chicago overcoat before we could see him one last time.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2009

3-way

1. a sexual act involving three people

2. an alternate version of Cincinnati chili

They had a 3-way an made a huge mess of the room.

by The Return of Light Joker March 29, 2008

pea soup

a very thick fog, especially one with an abundance of yellowish air pollution (such fogs were once common in London)

I don't want to go outside in that pea soup. It made me sick the last time.

by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2009