flatline

1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die

Don't let him flatline now.

by The Return of Light Joker February 04, 2009

joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009

loaded

1. very wealthy

2. alcohol intoxicated

He was loaded at the age of 10, but was unsatisfied with his life as an adult and resorted to getting loaded anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker July 15, 2011

pony

1. something used to cheat in class

2. a small bell shaped liquor glass

They tried to offer a pony, but I turned it down.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2011

yowzah

yes, absolutely

You mean an amusement park?, yowzah.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2008

abandonware

computers software or devices that have been discontinued and are no long sold in stores

Not all abandonware fades into obscurity.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2010

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2010