The return of Light Joker's definitions

black eye

a bruise surrounding the eye and/or on the eyelid due to a blow to the face

He has a black eye from his encounter with the street punks.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009

.44

a .44 magnum revolver, a handgun popularized by movies and video games

Oh shit, he's got a .44 on his belt.

by The Return of Light Joker February 29, 2008

iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 9, 2008

pink lady

a capsule of secobarbital, a sedative drug

He was still in a stupor from taking the pink lady he pilfered from the office.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2010

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police

All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

walking time bomb

a person who is likely become extremely violent at any moment

They never suspected that he was walking time bomb.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2012