The return of Light Joker's definitions

unobtainium

any nonexistent material

A ship like that would have been made of unobtainium

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2010

40 deuce

42nd street in Manhattan

If he went to 40 deuce to drink he will have to have a talk with mom.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2009

osmosis

acquiring knowledge without actually seeking it

It was through osmosis that I learned about this blatantly undesirable video game.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2011

rattle someone's cage

1. to case a disturbance

2. to criticize someone

I think it's time to rattle their cages. (examaple of rattle someone's cage)

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2009

fast lane

a wealthy and stylish pace and quality of life that emphasizes quick and precise response to competition

Life in the fast lane is believed to limit room for healthy eating.

by The Return of Light Joker June 3, 2009

ticker

the heart (not used in the emotional sense)

Don't let your ticker beat so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2009

straw boss

a worker who serves as a supervisor of other workers

If you don't want to be a straw boss than get a different job.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2009