The return of Light Joker's definitions

yoked

having well defined abdominal muscles

He may be yoked but he can't sing for nothin.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2009

watering hole

a tavern or saloon

Let's leave this watering hole behind.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

tag

1. an automobile license plate

2. to spray paint graffiti with ones name on a wall

I lost my temp tag again.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

lax

a laxative, a product taken to relive constipation

To get back he added a lax to her drink after he caught her cheating but failed to think of the consequences.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2008

bogon

the imaginary particle of which something false (bogus) is comprised

The airwaves are full of bogons tonight. (example of bogon)

by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2011

now generation

People who want instant gratiifcation

Despite the fact that we have known what works best for a while, some people in the now generation are proving to be a very bad influence.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2010

necktie

a noose, a hangman's rope, especially one procured with the intent of intimidation, or extralegal execution (effectively murder) of someone

The necktie was clearly intended for use in a hate crime.

by The Return of Light Joker February 21, 2011