The real deal guy's definitions

Zane

I dont know who the actual fuck zane is

Guy 1:Who is that guy?
Guy2: Idk
Guy1: He could be called zane
Guy2: He very well could b
Guy2: We might never know

by The real deal guy March 17, 2021

May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021

Fucktard

Someone really stupid

Lillie: Hey i just uploaded my name to urban dictionary and i said that people with my name are gods and there very pretty
Normal person: Lillie, you are a fucktard

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021

Whom The Bell Tolls

Time marches on

Yo that bass intro to Whom The Bell Tolls is the shit

by The real deal guy December 28, 2020

Gloo

Slang for roadman

Mario: Look at that gloo over there
Zane: bruh you are gloo
Mario: Shut up pussihole or ill shank you wagwam, allow it

by The real deal guy December 28, 2020

Virgin

A person who never has sexual intercourse

Tom: You are a virgin, And you will die a virgin you goddamn loser
Jimmy: :(

by The real deal guy December 28, 2020

Bassist

A guitarist but cooler

Wow that bassist is good!
Yeah i know he can really s l a p p that 🅱️ A s s

by The real deal guy December 28, 2020