The other Theo's definitions

backbeat

1. A type of music that puts emphasis on beats 2 and 4.
2. A rhythmic quality in music where a beat either is slightly late or gives the illusion of being slightly late.
3. A personal trait of being late.

1. James Brown's music was groundbreaking in putting emphasis on the first beat; he called such music "the one."
2. Lay that snare drum down in a more relaxed manner, more backbeat.
3. Ricky is always late to rehearsal, he's so backbeat.

by the other theo February 8, 2005

precum

Precum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled pre-cum.

Sometimes when I masturbate I precum so much that I don't need any other lube.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

chunky monkey

A person, usually a male, who is attracted to other people who are overweight. Similar to a chubby chaser.

Yeah, my brother is a chunky monkey, always chasing fat chicks.

by the other theo June 24, 2004

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

by the other theo June 27, 2004

gism

Slang for human semen.

I wiped up my gism with a paper towel.

by The other Theo February 9, 2004

rinky dink

Small, of little worth, something that has had little time, money and energy invested into it.

That new recording studio is a real rinky dink operation.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

pre-cum

Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.

When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.

by the other theo June 28, 2004