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Shiny Uncle David

(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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Manatee

The manatee is a fat grey bastard!
Closely resembling a 200lb mass of grey rubber.
Got to go my Manatee has scrot rot
by the one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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Aunti Church

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly
Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron
SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
mugGet the The Floating Rockmug.

Farmers Chin

For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!
Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
mugGet the Farmers Chinmug.

Cousin Green

Key Words- Insest
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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