The one's definitions

access

to gain entrance to.

i gained access to that girls pussy

by the one October 20, 2003

cock knock

To be slapped in the head with a penis

Aaron questioned the mighty one's power and got cock knocked.

by The One May 18, 2004

hardy

a african boy who is called mr cool hardman and who calls people puko. There is no one i repeat no one cooler than him. if u want to mucka come to me and he will kick ur sorry lookign ass.

you know stop acting like hardy
i wanna be a hardy

by the one March 30, 2005

gifin

One who believe the internet is the realworld and seeks online relationships.

Hi, im a social outkast and i like to gifin by spending countless hours in my basement alone drinking smirnoff ice talking to dannyboy's sister having jerkoff sessions.

by The One July 29, 2003

suraj

like the sun, he is capable of brightening up anybodies day with his great sense of humor and ability to make u laugh in a split second.

Like the sun and rain; when tears come down, Suraj dries them up.

by the one January 6, 2005

Furious_D

The most retarded mod that ever existed. She's like, 10 years old and has no sense on how the hell to mod a forum. She acts like she's cool and thinks she's funny. People talk behind her back and crack jokes about her all the time.

Furious_D: Tee hee! Let's solve this over a cup of tea!



Everyone on MSN: Honestly, you're not funny, shut the fuck up and go shoot yourself.



See Dumbass

by The One January 19, 2005

Nat

An over bite queen...with looks that could kill....litrally.....a small chubby 'wanna' be mosher..who thinks shes pretty with a personality of a cow...not worth knowing...and a shit spreader...

Nat grogan.....spreading shit and breaking up bf's and gf's

by the one April 14, 2005