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Make A Wish Foundation

A children's charity organization for terminally ill children up to 18 years of age. Grant's a dying child their one wish in life, no matter how extreme.
Foundation: You are only 12 and we grieve your time is so short, Timmy. What can our foundation do for you?

Timmy: ...

Foundation: Anything you want Timmy! Do you want to meet your favorite football player? Own an Xbox 360 and tons of games? Drive a ferrari?

Timmy: NO GODDAMNIT! I want some ass! ASS!!! ASS ASS ASS AND MORE ASS, and lots of it, I tell you! I want the hottest bitches up in my hospital room, huge titties in each hand, and the best fucking weed ever grown.

Foundation: Timmy, you got it! That's what the Make a Wish Foundation is all about, helping kids fulfill their dreams!
by The Gimp November 5, 2012
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prag

prag probably originated from the HBO series Oz and probably means stands for PRison fAG. but it for sure means prison bitch.
Tyrone: i see you don't ever take up for yourself around here. now why dont you be a good prag and suck my dick?

Antwon: Fuck you man i aint nobody's prag
by The Gimp April 21, 2005
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fudge-packer

Gay, Arse shagger, Homosexual, Poof, Batty boy.
Shane Anderson is a fudge-packer
by The gimp April 18, 2003
mugGet the fudge-packermug.

mawsheed

An insult of the scottish variety<br> see also bawbag fud and fannybaws
"Haw Scott ye Mawsheed, get tae fuck afore a put ma boot in yer arse"
by The Gimp March 5, 2005
mugGet the mawsheedmug.

Ginch

A particularly late and drug soaked orgy of a party. An ordinary bootylishes party becomes a ginch when most present have become Zombie like due to copious drug consumption.
"Man, that party was really pumpin...Before I knew it, it turned into a real ginch"
by The Gimp May 30, 2004
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blood sport

Having intercourse during "rag-week"
sorry love, not into blood sport
by The gimp April 18, 2003
mugGet the blood sportmug.

cockblock

1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.
She is cockblocking you bro.
by The GIMP September 23, 2003
mugGet the cockblockmug.

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