Definitions by The first mongo

Last Call

When the bitches get better looking

Shit it's last call time to find the bitches that look like a 10 at 2 then you wakeup at 10 with a 2

Last Call by The first mongo December 30, 2016

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

future xwife by The first mongo December 30, 2016

pre-run 

You send out one of your buddy's to check out the pussy situation at a new drinking establishment

You two head over to the (add name here) and give it a pre-run on the pussy situation

pre-run by The first mongo December 30, 2016

ran out of peddle 

Happens when your toy of you choice runs out of power when you need it the most

The only excuse I have for wrecking it was "I just ran out of peddle"

ran out of peddle by The first mongo December 30, 2016

wad it up 

When you wreck something BAD it's wadded up

Don't drive it crazy and wad it up

wad it up by The first mongo December 30, 2016

pull toy 

The daughter pulls him around by his dick like a pulltoy

Here she comes dragging him around like a pull toy

pull toy by The first mongo December 29, 2016

loose the silk panties 

You just bought a (fill in the blank) and you are not using it as designed

Loose the silk panties run it like you stole it

loose the silk panties by The first mongo December 29, 2016