The first mongo's definitions

pull toy

The daughters boyfriend as in she pulls him around like a pulltoy

The daughter has found a new pull toy

by The first mongo December 28, 2016

pull toy

The daughter pulls him around by his dick like a pulltoy

Here she comes dragging him around like a pull toy

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

loose the silk panties

You just bought a (fill in the blank) and you are not using it as designed

Loose the silk panties run it like you stole it

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

Last Call

When the bitches get better looking

Shit it's last call time to find the bitches that look like a 10 at 2 then you wakeup at 10 with a 2

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

pre-run

You send out one of your buddy's to check out the pussy situation at a new drinking establishment

You two head over to the (add name here) and give it a pre-run on the pussy situation

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

ran out of peddle

Happens when your toy of you choice runs out of power when you need it the most

The only excuse I have for wrecking it was "I just ran out of peddle"

by The first mongo December 30, 2016