The dude 's definitions

Sex/Virgin Bracelet

A Rubberband one wears around their wrist that when broken requires a good night of sweaty fun with the person who breaks it. (used at college campus's in the summer)

Joe slammed Gina after breaking her Sex Bracelet.

by The Dude October 19, 2003

Cluster Fuck

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.

John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked

by The Dude February 27, 2005

Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

by The Dude March 4, 2003

un-dude

not being very relaxed or not laid-back; stressed

You're being very un-dude.

by The Dude December 17, 2003

shyza

literally means shit. i think its in german.

i busted a shyza at school today. it was quite messy.

oh SHYZA i forgot to FLUSH AFTERWARDS!

by the DUde October 26, 2004

floppy h

Unsteady, poorly coordinated, and often unintentionally homoerotic sexual position wherein three people are forming the letter 'H' with their bodies. Two are standing (forming the vertical elements of the letter 'H') and one is giving a blow job while also taking it from the rear. Also referred to as the shaky H.

Kevin: Well, how do you think our floppy H is doing so far?
Sandra: Mfff, brmmm, gmmbff.
John: DON'T LOOK AT MY EYES!

by the dude March 3, 2005

cruel

when a so-called "friend" niehbor makes their grandkids come out and scream fictional stuff about the niehbor's kids

"fuck i still see that cruel niehbor is at it again"

by the dude April 29, 2004