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A depraved sex act performed at the culmination of oral sex. The standing male ejaculates in the receiving woman's mouth, and then quickly punches her in the stomach before withdrawing the penis. The resulting semen shot out each nostril bears a resemblance to walrus tusks. The Frothy Walrus is most often performed as a surprise maneuver, and is inherently non-consensual.
by The collectiveish August 7, 2010
Get the The Frothy Walrus mug.A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.
by The Collectiveish August 5, 2010
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by The collectiveish August 7, 2010
Get the Whoopsababy mug.A depraved sex act that involves slowly pouring warm water over a female’s clit until she pees, then scolding her for being filthy. Enjoyed by men who like to yell and women that like to be yelled at.
by The Collectiveish August 4, 2010
Get the The Waterfall Of shame mug.A depraved sex act based off a variation of the doggy style position that involves punching the female in the stomach during climax. The resulting bear like groan and surprise coined the name Kodak Bear.
Also known as the Arctic Fox for the higher pitched madam.
Also known as the Arctic Fox for the higher pitched madam.
by The Collectiveish August 4, 2010
Get the The Kodak Bear mug.A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.
Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?
Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
by The collectiveish September 7, 2010
Get the Professional Yard Sale Associate mug.A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.
by The Collectiveish July 29, 2010
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