The coMANd'r's definitions

submarine shot

Similar to a floater shot aka a floater, but at the bottom of the cocktail.

Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021

schmanna

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word

Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!

by the comand'r June 29, 2022

fonduece

What comes out of you the morning after eating a whole lot of cheese. Also known as a fondump.

Dude, I went to this wine and cheese party last night and ate so much cheese that I blew out a fonduece this morning. It was sloppy!

by the comand'r October 5, 2013

dutch gloven

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.

Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.

by the comand'r December 9, 2013

rip syncing

Similar to, but different from, lip syncing as rip syncing is the act of actually singing words, typically at the top of one's lungs when very drunk and having little care for the actual lyrics.

Jim was hammered last night and got rip syncing with Jill the entire Boston album. Between the two of them, they knew about 40% of the lyrics and 100% of the choruses, which the yelled very loudly.

by the comand'r October 26, 2017

COVIDgilent

Keeping careful watch for possible danger driven by the COVID-19 Virus

Ken: Mom is freaked out about the COVID-19. She is scaring me because every time I cough, she is telling me we need to go to the drive-thru testing.

Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.

by the comand'r March 18, 2020

co-V-ed

The term used to identify mixed gender educational facilities in the COVID-19 pandemic. COVID-19 turns co-ed to co-V-ed.

Jill: Kat’s going back to college in August and the dorms are open.

Paige: Really?

Jill: Ya, she’s attending a CO-v-ED university. Back to school Fall 2020.

Paige: Make sure she remains COVIDgilent.

by the comand'r June 21, 2020