The clit commander's definitions

chrome dome

Your fuckin head.

Im goin to crack your fuckin chrome dome.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

coochie

The womens vagina or also known as the pussy.

I ate your moms coochie last night and it gave me the shits.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by The clit commander April 11, 2003

crack slut

A slut that will suck your dick for something as little as crack.

Your a crack slut....

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

balagna

This word is meant for anything. You can use it anytime and as any word.

What the balagna! Meaning...What the fuck.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

flack

When you get bitch slapped

Im gonna flack my ball sack in your eye.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Beat the meat, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

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by The clit commander March 12, 2005