The Wog Whomper's definitions

redneck car alarm

Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.

Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Alabama necktie

A paper toilet seat cover worn around the neck with the flap hanging down in front.

See also ass gasket and Texas t-shirt

Billy Bud wore an Alabama necktie to his sister's wedding.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

plutocracy

A government controlled by the wealthy.

Al Gore and John Kerry are plutocrats.

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

pollutocrat

An person whose extraordinary wealth and business practices contribute to:

* Pollution of the Earth
* Oppression of the poor
* Misuse of natural resources
* Shipment of jobs to India and China

John Kerry and Al Gore are pollutocrats.

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005