Definitions by The Wog Whomper
snoop
One who actively minds other people's business. Works hard to see things that are not for his eyes, and may open drawers and closets in a search for information.
snoop by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
environmentalist
A person who creates fictitious animals and plants and gets them put on the endangered species list. Then she works to stop all development of private property by claiming the endangered species lives nearby.
The environmentalist does this to cost taxpayers millions of dollars defending lawsuits, in hopes that the taxpayers will eventually become environmentalists too.
The environmentalist typically lives in a fine house made of wood, furnished with beautiful wooden furniture. Then the environmentalist fights to prevent others from building such houses in his neighborhood, and fights to ban all tree cutting.
The goals of the environmentalist may be noble and good. But their methods are reprehensible and mean-spirited.
Environmentalists revile hunters, fishermen, and four-wheel drivers, all of whom want to preserve the environment for public use.
The environmentalist does this to cost taxpayers millions of dollars defending lawsuits, in hopes that the taxpayers will eventually become environmentalists too.
The environmentalist typically lives in a fine house made of wood, furnished with beautiful wooden furniture. Then the environmentalist fights to prevent others from building such houses in his neighborhood, and fights to ban all tree cutting.
The goals of the environmentalist may be noble and good. But their methods are reprehensible and mean-spirited.
Environmentalists revile hunters, fishermen, and four-wheel drivers, all of whom want to preserve the environment for public use.
In Colorado, environmentalists made up the "Preble's Jumping Mouse" and forced taxpayers to waste tens of millions of dollars defending lawsuits in courts. In early 2005, they finally confessed that there is no such creature as a Preble's Jumping Mouse. But now they argue that, since such a mouse COULD exist, we should not build in the habitat they COULD live in. This will force taxpayers to spend yet more millions in court.
environmentalist by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
BLuto
A noble cartoon character devoted to keeping the streets clean. He beat up punks, hoodlums, and gangsters with little provocation, making the streets safer for you and me.
He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.
Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.
He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.
Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.
BLuto by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
greasy hair
A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.
greasy hair by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
Slot Machine
A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.
The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.
A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.
A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
Slot Machine by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
tochas
tochas by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005