The 86-20 Rule

The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.
by The Wiz! May 25, 2010
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Foodno

Foodno is any media that glorifies FOOD!
Mark...I really want to meet Rachel Ray.
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Phonsing

Phonsing is the intense feeling of anxiety when you leave your cell phone at home.
Mark...Shit...I left my cell phone at home ...we gotta turn around right now and go back and get it....I can't miss and calls or texts! I

Mark...NOW!

Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.

Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!

Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!

Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.

Mark
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Kissgasm

When you feel euphoric from kissing some one....especially the first time.
I had a kissgasm from making out with Kelly! I almost passed out!
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That Finger Thing

"That Finger Thing" describes the act of massaging a women's "G" spot during oral sex.
Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!

Mark...Thanks!
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Situational Elation

Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!
Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!

Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
by The Wiz! June 16, 2010
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The AA wave

THe AA wave is the "Flying the Bird" in reverse. IT is used as a symbol that members of AA are trying to change and be nicer to people. IT is fomed by holding down the middle finger with the thumb and extending the other three fingers.

It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!
I was driving to an AA meeting the other day and some guy cut me off....probably by accident... so I gave him the AA wave and wished him well!
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