Definitions by The Wiz!

Eddie Haskell 

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.

I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!

Eddie Haskell by The Wiz! June 28, 2010

The AA wave

THe AA wave is the "Flying the Bird" in reverse. IT is used as a symbol that members of AA are trying to change and be nicer to people. IT is fomed by holding down the middle finger with the thumb and extending the other three fingers.

It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!

I was driving to an AA meeting the other day and some guy cut me off....probably by accident... so I gave him the AA wave and wished him well!

The AA wave by The Wiz! June 28, 2010

Carpe Dime 

Carpe Dime is a latin phrase for ...Seize the Money!

Mark.....Did ya hear what our NEW IRS slogan?

John.....No What is it?

Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!

John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!

Carpe Dime by The Wiz! June 26, 2010

Situational Elation 

Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!

Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!

Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!

Situational Elation by The Wiz! June 17, 2010

Fishno 

Video footage of really great recreational fishing. It usually has FISHNO Stars.

I love watch Glenn Hall catch winter Steelhead on Hawg Quest....on one of the FISHNO channels.

Fishno by The Wiz! May 27, 2010

Kissgasm 

When you feel euphoric from kissing some one....especially the first time.

I had a kissgasm from making out with Kelly! I almost passed out!

Kissgasm by The Wiz! May 26, 2010

The 86-20 Rule 

The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.

Fuck poor people...don't they understand the 86-20 rule?

The 86-20 Rule by The Wiz! May 25, 2010