The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
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Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!
Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
by The Wiz! June 17, 2010
Get the Situational Elation mug.Mark...Shit...I left my cell phone at home ...we gotta turn around right now and go back and get it....I can't miss and calls or texts! I
Mark...NOW!
Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.
Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!
Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!
Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.
Mark
Mark...NOW!
Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.
Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!
Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!
Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.
Mark
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the Phonsing mug.Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Mark...Thanks!
Mark...Thanks!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Get the The 86-20 Rule mug.Mark....Boy I sure think that gal with the brown hair and the big knockers is cute.
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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