by The Wiz! May 28, 2010
Mark.....Did ya hear what our NEW IRS slogan?
John.....No What is it?
Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!
John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!
John.....No What is it?
Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!
John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!
by The Wiz! June 23, 2010
Barracken is the term to describe the condition of something after Barrack Obama has had anything to do with it.
Mark....The economy is Barracken!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Mark....Boy I sure think that gal with the brown hair and the big knockers is cute.
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
A Frankenwiener is the name for someones penis that was pierced cross ways. So that it has a bolt coming out each side like Frankensteins neck!
Jenny...I went out with Ben last night and we were gonna do it but when I reached down his pants I found out he had a Frankenwiener and there is NO WAY I'm gonna do him Now!
Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?
Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.
by The Wiz! May 25, 2010
Mark...I really want to meet Rachel Ray.
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010