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Mark....Boy I sure think that gal with the brown hair and the big knockers is cute.
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the Carpe Dame mug.Mark...Shit...I left my cell phone at home ...we gotta turn around right now and go back and get it....I can't miss and calls or texts! I
Mark...NOW!
Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.
Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!
Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!
Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.
Mark
Mark...NOW!
Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.
Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!
Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!
Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.
Mark
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the Phonsing mug.Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!
Mark...Thanks!
Mark...Thanks!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the That Finger Thing mug.Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the Textetary mug.A Frankenwiener is the name for someones penis that was pierced cross ways. So that it has a bolt coming out each side like Frankensteins neck!
Jenny...I went out with Ben last night and we were gonna do it but when I reached down his pants I found out he had a Frankenwiener and there is NO WAY I'm gonna do him Now!
Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?
Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the Frankenwiener mug.Mark...I really want to meet Rachel Ray.
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the Foodno mug.Barracken is the term to describe the condition of something after Barrack Obama has had anything to do with it.
Mark....The economy is Barracken!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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