The Wiz!'s definitions

Foodno

Foodno is any media that glorifies FOOD!

Mark...I really want to meet Rachel Ray.
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

The 86-20 Rule

The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.

Fuck poor people...don't they understand the 86-20 rule?

by The Wiz! May 25, 2010

Carpe Dime

Carpe Dime is a latin phrase for ...Seize the Money!

Mark.....Did ya hear what our NEW IRS slogan?

John.....No What is it?

Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!

John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!

by The Wiz! June 26, 2010

Frankenwiener

A Frankenwiener is the name for someones penis that was pierced cross ways. So that it has a bolt coming out each side like Frankensteins neck!

Jenny...I went out with Ben last night and we were gonna do it but when I reached down his pants I found out he had a Frankenwiener and there is NO WAY I'm gonna do him Now!

Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

Kissgasm

When you feel euphoric from kissing some one....especially the first time.

I had a kissgasm from making out with Kelly! I almost passed out!

by The Wiz! May 26, 2010

Situational Elation

Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!

Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!

Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!

by The Wiz! June 17, 2010

Eddie Haskell

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.

I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!

by The Wiz! June 28, 2010