Foodno

Foodno is any media that glorifies FOOD!

Mark...I really want to meet Rachel Ray.
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

The AA wave

THe AA wave is the "Flying the Bird" in reverse. IT is used as a symbol that members of AA are trying to change and be nicer to people. IT is fomed by holding down the middle finger with the thumb and extending the other three fingers.

It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!

I was driving to an AA meeting the other day and some guy cut me off....probably by accident... so I gave him the AA wave and wished him well!

by The Wiz! June 28, 2010

Barracken

Barracken is the term to describe the condition of something after Barrack Obama has had anything to do with it.

Mark....The economy is Barracken!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

Frankenwiener

A Frankenwiener is the name for someones penis that was pierced cross ways. So that it has a bolt coming out each side like Frankensteins neck!

Jenny...I went out with Ben last night and we were gonna do it but when I reached down his pants I found out he had a Frankenwiener and there is NO WAY I'm gonna do him Now!

Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

Kissgasm

When you feel euphoric from kissing some one....especially the first time.

I had a kissgasm from making out with Kelly! I almost passed out!

by The Wiz! May 26, 2010

Carpe Dime

Carpe Dime is a latin phrase for ...Seize the Money!

Mark.....Did ya hear what our NEW IRS slogan?

John.....No What is it?

Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!

John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!

by The Wiz! June 26, 2010

Fishno

Video footage of really great recreational fishing. It usually has FISHNO Stars.

I love watch Glenn Hall catch winter Steelhead on Hawg Quest....on one of the FISHNO channels.

by The Wiz! May 27, 2010