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Fishno

Video footage of really great recreational fishing. It usually has FISHNO Stars.
I love watch Glenn Hall catch winter Steelhead on Hawg Quest....on one of the FISHNO channels.
by The Wiz! May 27, 2010
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Situational Elation

Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!
Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!

Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
by The Wiz! June 17, 2010
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Phonsing

Phonsing is the intense feeling of anxiety when you leave your cell phone at home.
Mark...Shit...I left my cell phone at home ...we gotta turn around right now and go back and get it....I can't miss and calls or texts! I

Mark...NOW!

Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.

Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!

Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!

Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.

Mark
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Eddie Haskell

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
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The 86-20 Rule

The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.
Fuck poor people...don't they understand the 86-20 rule?
by The Wiz! May 25, 2010
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The AA wave

THe AA wave is the "Flying the Bird" in reverse. IT is used as a symbol that members of AA are trying to change and be nicer to people. IT is fomed by holding down the middle finger with the thumb and extending the other three fingers.

It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!
I was driving to an AA meeting the other day and some guy cut me off....probably by accident... so I gave him the AA wave and wished him well!
by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
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Textetary

A Textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can't....like when you are driving!
Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!

Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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