The Ugly One's definitions

Latin

The language of the dead.

Pie Jesu domini. Dona eis requiem.

Lux Aeternam.

Cum sanctus tuis in aeternam. Qui a pius et.

Agnus dei. Qui tolis pecatta mundi. Dona eis requiem.

by The Ugly One December 1, 2003

cash money

Legally accepted tender at Bubs' Concession Stand.

We accept:
Cash
Money
Cash Money
(Pencil Shavings)

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

the royal we

1. A way of saying "I" when you feel like sounding schitzophrenic.

2. A way of saying "you" in a degrading and overbearing manner.

1. "So, we were riding our bike to school today when we ran into this old bum and this cop pulled us over, but we told the cop we were going to be late for school so let let us go."
"Dude. there's only one of you."
"We know."

2. "Hmm... we seem to have left the door unlocked again, haven't we?" <WHACK!> "Maybe that'll teach us a lesson, hmm?"

by The Ugly One February 26, 2004

omnicide

the destruction of all life.

What will happen if George W. Bush is re-elected.

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

verbal diarrhea

A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples

"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"

by The Ugly One January 7, 2004

utopia

n. Greek, a society which is free of hate, violence, prejudice, bigotry, jealousy, etc, and is unobtainable.

Except one way which would be blowing the hell out of everything, leaving nothing alive to hate or be hated.

"BOOM!!!" and there was Utopia.

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

1+1=3

One plus One can equal Three without protection.

Who says math doesn't apply to real life?

by The Ugly One February 28, 2004