SUV

The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.

Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.

Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).

Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"

~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps

by The Ugly One March 22, 2004

knock up

To get someone (usually a female) pregnant.

Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."

by The Ugly One January 29, 2004

three

slightly higher than I can count.

One... um... er... ah, er........ you know, why don't we just stop there?

by The Ugly One February 28, 2004

omnicide

the destruction of all life.

What will happen if George W. Bush is re-elected.

by The Ugly One April 25, 2004

twelve

MUCH higher than I can count; I don't even have enough fingers to do that one.

Well, I can't count to ten but someone told me I've got ten fingers... That's close enough, right?

by The Ugly One February 28, 2004

High

trippin'
trashed
wasted
fried
baked (clam-baked, though that's more specific)
slammed
weasel-faced
drugged
cranked
reamed
fuguing
lobotomized

When stuff is flying around that shouldn't be flying around and everything is wierd colors.

by The Ugly One December 17, 2003

upgrade

n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.

v. to make something more powerful or significant

L3K gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance.

by The Ugly One November 20, 2003