The Ugly One's definitions

Latin

The language of the dead.

Pie Jesu domini. Dona eis requiem.

Lux Aeternam.

Cum sanctus tuis in aeternam. Qui a pius et.

Agnus dei. Qui tolis pecatta mundi. Dona eis requiem.

by The Ugly One December 1, 2003

knock up

To get someone (usually a female) pregnant.

Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."

by The Ugly One January 28, 2004

twelve

MUCH higher than I can count; I don't even have enough fingers to do that one.

Well, I can't count to ten but someone told me I've got ten fingers... That's close enough, right?

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

zoff

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee belowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hey. That's my name. Please refrain from posting under my name in the future-- or face death and turmoil :-)

by The Ugly One January 28, 2004

three

slightly higher than I can count.

One... um... er... ah, er........ you know, why don't we just stop there?

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

verbal diarrhea

A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples

"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"

by The Ugly One January 7, 2004

omnicide

the destruction of all life.

What will happen if George W. Bush is re-elected.

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004