Definitions by The Ugly One

predestination 

The theory held by some religious beliefs that God decided at your birth whether you will go to Heaven or Hell and you have no control over it.

If you believe in predestination that means you don't have to have morals or inhibitions.

predestination by The Ugly One February 28, 2004

cash money 

Legally accepted tender at Bubs' Concession Stand.

We accept:
Cash
Money
Cash Money
(Pencil Shavings)

cash money by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

three 

slightly higher than I can count.

One... um... er... ah, er........ you know, why don't we just stop there?

three by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

twelve 

MUCH higher than I can count; I don't even have enough fingers to do that one.

Well, I can't count to ten but someone told me I've got ten fingers... That's close enough, right?

twelve by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

pious 

Excessively devoted esp. to a specific cause, commonly the church.

Roughly equivalent to devout or zealous.

The priest was so pious he wouldn't stop raping the 8-year-old for anything.

pious by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

the royal we 

1. A way of saying "I" when you feel like sounding schitzophrenic.

2. A way of saying "you" in a degrading and overbearing manner.

1. "So, we were riding our bike to school today when we ran into this old bum and this cop pulled us over, but we told the cop we were going to be late for school so let let us go."
"Dude. there's only one of you."
"We know."

2. "Hmm... we seem to have left the door unlocked again, haven't we?" <WHACK!> "Maybe that'll teach us a lesson, hmm?"

the royal we by The Ugly One February 26, 2004

knock up

To get someone (usually a female) pregnant.

Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."

knock up by The Ugly One January 28, 2004