twelve

MUCH higher than I can count; I don't even have enough fingers to do that one.

Well, I can't count to ten but someone told me I've got ten fingers... That's close enough, right?

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

1+1=3

One plus One can equal Three without protection.

Who says math doesn't apply to real life?

by The Ugly One February 28, 2004

utopia

n. Greek, a society which is free of hate, violence, prejudice, bigotry, jealousy, etc, and is unobtainable.

Except one way which would be blowing the hell out of everything, leaving nothing alive to hate or be hated.

"BOOM!!!" and there was Utopia.

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

governator

A ruthless killing machine intent on destroying Gray Davis and becoming Governor of California. The name develops from a combination of "Terminator" (what he did to Mr Davis) and Governor (what he is now).

"As your governor, I am 100% against gun control! Are there any objections?!"
"Um... er... I'm pro-gun control..."
"YOU WILL BE GOVERNATED!!!!" <shoots wildly in all directions with a pair of massive guns> "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

by The Ugly One December 13, 2003

we should do something sometime

1. Let's do it.

2. What a girl says when you've freaked her out and she just wants to get out of your sight.

1. ...and let's do it now.

2. <backs away slowly> "So I hear you're into sheep... That's... cool... We should do something... sometime... I guess... Well, bye!" <runs>

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

pious

Excessively devoted esp. to a specific cause, commonly the church.

Roughly equivalent to devout or zealous.

The priest was so pious he wouldn't stop raping the 8-year-old for anything.

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

cash money

Legally accepted tender at Bubs' Concession Stand.

We accept:
Cash
Money
Cash Money
(Pencil Shavings)

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004