The Ugly One's definitions

knock up

To get someone (usually a female) pregnant.

Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."

by The Ugly One January 28, 2004

deicide

1: To destroy a God or diety

2: To destroy me

1: When the Pope and the Antipope meet

2: (That's impossible, by the way)

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

governator

A ruthless killing machine intent on destroying Gray Davis and becoming Governor of California. The name develops from a combination of "Terminator" (what he did to Mr Davis) and Governor (what he is now).

"As your governor, I am 100% against gun control! Are there any objections?!"
"Um... er... I'm pro-gun control..."
"YOU WILL BE GOVERNATED!!!!" <shoots wildly in all directions with a pair of massive guns> "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

by The Ugly One December 13, 2003

we should do something sometime

1. Let's do it.

2. What a girl says when you've freaked her out and she just wants to get out of your sight.

1. ...and let's do it now.

2. <backs away slowly> "So I hear you're into sheep... That's... cool... We should do something... sometime... I guess... Well, bye!" <runs>

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

pious

Excessively devoted esp. to a specific cause, commonly the church.

Roughly equivalent to devout or zealous.

The priest was so pious he wouldn't stop raping the 8-year-old for anything.

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

predestination

The theory held by some religious beliefs that God decided at your birth whether you will go to Heaven or Hell and you have no control over it.

If you believe in predestination that means you don't have to have morals or inhibitions.

by The Ugly One February 28, 2004

zoff

verb: To Zoff. Evolved from saying 'piss off' too quickly. 'Zoff' became an insult. Then Zoff was made a verb. (See zoffing chair).

Kristen got zoffed.

by The Ugly One January 26, 2004