The Strut's definitions

daddy

The Daddy. Terminology for hardest, most respected nut in Borstal. For complete definition see Ray Winston in the film 'Scum'.

Ray Winston, "Did bring your fackin' tool?"
Big Inmate, "What fackin' tool?"
RW, "This fackin' tool."
BI, "Uuhhnnnnn, uuhhnnn, argh."
RW, "I'm the Daddy now."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

pillow muncher

Homosexual male. When engaging in the unnatural act of anal 'fudge love' sex. The 'catcher' may feel the need to bite down on something. The nearest thing being a pillow to help him through the pain. Hence why boarding schools go through so many pillows every year. Pillow fights my arse.

Yeah, take it all Bunny. Bear is gonna make you munch that pillow good.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

duff

English word for semen.

Last night I shot my duff right in her eye.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

morning coil

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.

I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

sand dancing

The act of 'muscling in' on someone who is chatting to a member of the opposite sex. Generally happens at a bar. A friend of yours may be talking to an attractive person, you go up and start chatting with the two of them, shifting the whole dynamic of the conversation on to yourself. Chances are it will be your friend going home alone tonight.

Wow. That is some stunner Scott is chatting to. I must have her.

Out comes my bucket of sand. Scht scht scht scht.

Hi! Scott, who's this lovely lady?

by The Strut September 29, 2004

redderler

One who frequents a pub or bar. Derived from the word 'regular'. The problem being one cannot be a true 'regular' if one is capable of saying 'regular'. Any true 'regular' will be a 'redderler'as they are too drunk to say the word any other way.

Bar Patron #1, "I've been drinking Big Feller in here for years. That's what makes me a redderler."

Bar Patron #2, "That's easy for you to say."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

sweaty

Cockney rhyming slang for Scottish person. Sweaty sock - jock.

"Morning Mish Moneypenny. Looking shuper today," said the Sweaty.

"Feel the shtag."

by The Strut September 30, 2004