To pull birds does not mean 'to look at the ladies'. Obviously MoonKnight has never been with a girl if that is his definition. Pull birds means more than check them out it means cop off with them.
"I've not had a bit of action for a while."
"Don't worry, mate I'll wing man for you."
"Great, let's get out and pull some birds."
"Don't worry, mate I'll wing man for you."
"Great, let's get out and pull some birds."
by The Strut October 13, 2004
Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
by The Strut September 29, 2004
The arousal of a man's penis. To begin to become erect. The progression from flacid penis to semi to erect.
Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."
Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."
Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."
by The Strut October 11, 2004
Cheating Aussie Bastard. Came into effect the time of Aussie criketer Alan Border. Took the phrase 'that's not cricket' and made it his mantra. Would appeal every decision and demeaning the gentile game. Has now trickled down to all Aussie sportsmen.
Too numerous to give a full list. Here is a selection:
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
The act of enticing a partner (usually a girl as most men will do anyone/thing) to have sex with you when they have said no. Usually involves caressing, teasing (v. important), stroking, kissing, and general foreplay.
by The Strut October 06, 2004