Definitions by The Scotsman

Malleted 

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

Malleted by The Scotsman September 30, 2005

Dirty Hun 

A person who supports Glasgow Rangers and lives elsewhere in the world but can also be used to describe a normal Weegie Rangers fan as they rarely wash.
A person with a low I.Q as they follow follow Rangers but never go to games but like to glory hunt.

Dave you dirty hun how's the league campaign going.
Has anyone seen that dirty hun as the toilets need unblocking.

Dirty Hun by The Scotsman September 30, 2005

porn dwarf 

A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.

Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...

porn dwarf by The Scotsman September 28, 2005

downy

Someone who looks mental impaired or has a gormless look about them.

Doesn't Lance look like a downy

downy by The Scotsman September 28, 2005

Frotting Minkle 

A term used to slag your friends with.

Lance your frotting minkle get the beers in.

Frotting Minkle by The Scotsman September 23, 2005