Definitions by The Ripper

Blah 

Among other things, this word relates to Captain Sensible's political party. He began it as a protest that elected officials do not represent the masses and to give non-voting people an option to vote as a protest rather than avoid voting as a protest.

Disenfranchised Voter #1: I feel really BLAH about all those lying politicans and I don't feel any of them represent me so I'm not voting for any of them.
Disenfranchised Voter #2: I know what you mean--you should consider Captain Sensible's BLAH party.
Check out the Captain's own information on it at myspace.com under "thecaptainsensible"

Blah by The Ripper December 14, 2008

Teacher Voice 

The loud volume of voice that teachers use. It's not really a yell since that indicates fear or anger--just the loud, obnoxious voice of someone accustomed to endeavouring to speak over the crowd without sounding angry. Off-duty teachers often don't know they are being too loud and coming off as bossy.

"If you're getting up, would you bring me a glass of water?"

"Stop shouting, I'm right next to you. You've been shouting since you got here."

"Sorry, it's my teacher voice."

Teacher Voice by The Ripper November 11, 2008

Felon's Guilt 

The type of guilt (remorse for misdeed) felt when capture/punishment is imminent. It's not that the misdeed itself is regretted due to realization that it was wrong, but only because the person is unwilling/unable to accept the consequences. Term comes from the colloquial and the legal system ("felon").

The thief was not sorry she stole; but was very, very sorry she was going to prison.

Felon's Guilt by The Ripper May 13, 2005

Fatman Index 

A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.

"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"

"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."

Fatman Index by The Ripper April 1, 2005

Blood Test Sex 

The type of sex that necessitates a blood test afterwards when the STD status of the other person is unknown--intercourse (vaginal and anal), oral sex, ...anything that allows fluids to mingle.

"Did you fuck that girl last night?"
"Just a handjob, no blood test sex."

Blood Test Sex by The Ripper January 16, 2005

flusher 

This is nasty slang for abortion. In other words, a fetus that would be (or is) so unwelcome that the woman wants to flush it down the toilet. Origin comes from homemade abortions and how to dispose of the ejected fetus.

"Hey, remember that shithead I handed the condom to, the guy who pretended to be wearing it but then barebacked me?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I missed my period; and sure enough, I've got a flusher."

flusher by The Ripper January 13, 2005

Catholic Virgin 

Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***

"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"

Catholic Virgin by The Ripper January 9, 2005