Teacher Voice

The loud volume of voice that teachers use. It's not really a yell since that indicates fear or anger--just the loud, obnoxious voice of someone accustomed to endeavouring to speak over the crowd without sounding angry. Off-duty teachers often don't know they are being too loud and coming off as bossy.
"If you're getting up, would you bring me a glass of water?"

"Stop shouting, I'm right next to you. You've been shouting since you got here."

"Sorry, it's my teacher voice."
by The Ripper November 11, 2008
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red

This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."

"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."
by The Ripper December 12, 2004
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Blah

Among other things, this word relates to Captain Sensible's political party. He began it as a protest that elected officials do not represent the masses and to give non-voting people an option to vote as a protest rather than avoid voting as a protest.
Disenfranchised Voter #1: I feel really BLAH about all those lying politicans and I don't feel any of them represent me so I'm not voting for any of them.
Disenfranchised Voter #2: I know what you mean--you should consider Captain Sensible's BLAH party.
Check out the Captain's own information on it at myspace.com under "thecaptainsensible"
by The Ripper December 14, 2008
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flusher

This is nasty slang for abortion. In other words, a fetus that would be (or is) so unwelcome that the woman wants to flush it down the toilet. Origin comes from homemade abortions and how to dispose of the ejected fetus.
"Hey, remember that shithead I handed the condom to, the guy who pretended to be wearing it but then barebacked me?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I missed my period; and sure enough, I've got a flusher."
by The Ripper January 13, 2005
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Felon's Guilt

The type of guilt (remorse for misdeed) felt when capture/punishment is imminent. It's not that the misdeed itself is regretted due to realization that it was wrong, but only because the person is unwilling/unable to accept the consequences. Term comes from the colloquial and the legal system ("felon").
The thief was not sorry she stole; but was very, very sorry she was going to prison.
by The Ripper May 13, 2005
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Ripper

Slang for a strip club (any strip club/nudie bar/"Gentlemen's Club" featuring "exotic dancers"). Personal Note: this is not the origin of my name.
"Wanna go by the ripper's tonight?"
"Shit yeah, I've got a hundred bucks in fives in my wallet."
by The Ripper January 06, 2005
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Catholic Virgin

Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***

"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"
by The Ripper January 09, 2005
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