The Return of Light joker 's definitions

chew light bulbs

to do something very painful

I would rather chew light bulbs than go to that country.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2009

100 grand

100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name)

If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2008

impaired

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I think you are becoming impaired faster than you realize.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2012

lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus

He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

over the shoulder boulder holder

a brassiere

She had an over the shoulder boulder holder that had tiny holes poked in it.

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2010

bragging rights

the privilege of boasting about one's achievments

needless to say getting through there would get him bragging rights for several weeks.

by The Return of Light Joker September 2, 2009

stoked

very enthusiastic about something

Why is he so stoked about the move?

by The Return of Light Joker October 7, 2009