The Return of Light joker 's definitions

yellow sheet

a criminal record

He had a yellow sheet as long as the yellow streak down his back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 4, 2011

all over the map

1. widely scattered

2. in a widely varied maner

He looked for grandpa all over the map when he ran away from the hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2010

drift

1. meaning, intent

2. a controlled sidewards skid

3. to leave

He ruined the approach if you get my drift.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2009

bag

1. the scrotum

2. a condom

3. an envelope of illegal drugs

4. a woman's breast

5. to get

6. to arrest

7. to break into a place with the intention of secretly investigating something

8. to criticize someone

After masturbating excessively for so long, he had a wrinkled bag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2009

on the make

1. ambitious and aspiring, especially in a ruthless, exploitative way

2. offering and seeking sexual gratification or conquest

Unfortunately, when one tyrant falls, another is likely to be on the make.

by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2011

road rash

the abrasions that result from falling (especially falling off of a vehicle)

When that car almost crashed into me, I lost consciousness. When I woke up I had learned that I had major road rash

by The Return of Light Joker February 14, 2008

get off easy

to get the minimum punishment

You won't get off easy for allowing dangerous behavior around a working factory oven.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010