The Return of Light joker 's definitions

dead to rights

with no possibility of escape or evasion

They caught him dead to rights when he broke in at night.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2009

quote whore

1. a critic (usually of movies) who provides quotes favorable for use in promotions in exchange for something (such as a movie junket)

2. a derisive term for anyone who obsesses over quotes

That quote whore will say anything for a sneak peak.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

whitewash

1. to win decisively, especially before the other side can achieve a single goal

2. to make something undesirable, damaging seem legitimate or acceptable, usually by falsification or concealment

They Just whitewashed the election.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2009

wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2012

technopeasant

someone who's lack of knowledge about or of ability to use technology puts them at a disadvantage

The employees of the construction company initally came off as technopeasants. (example of technopeasant)

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

dog tags

metal identification tags worn around the neck in the millitary

I forgot that I still had my dog tags on when I got in the shower.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2010

IOU

written acknowledgement of a debt and a promise to pay it back(each letter pronounced seperately)

I had to give them an IOU to shut them up.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2008