plumber's smile

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2008

love bud

1. a nipple

2. the clitoris

She had a pierced love bud.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

upchuck

to vomit, to empty ones stomach through one's mouth

Don't you upchuck on the rug.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2008

jelly-on-springs

bouncing or quivering female breasts and/or buttocks

She was a bit nervous about her jelly-on-springs getting unwanted attention.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2010

jock

1. a radio program host

2. an athlete(while it is ultimately from an old slang term for the penis, it may have been influenced the term for the high-schoold stereotype)

3. a support garnment for male athletes

That jock is trying to start a fight with everyone.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 09, 2007

Trojan

a piece of malware disguised as a useful computer program

The new game is rumored to be a Trojan.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008