The Return of Light joker 's definitions

lax

a laxative, a product taken to relive constipation

To get back he added a lax to her drink after he caught her cheating but failed to think of the consequences.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2008

tag

1. an automobile license plate

2. to spray paint graffiti with ones name on a wall

I lost my temp tag again.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

mud duck

a very ugly person, regardless of race or gender

Man that guy was a mud duck.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008

necktie

a noose, a hangman's rope, especially one procured with the intent of intimidation, or extralegal execution (effectively murder) of someone

The necktie was clearly intended for use in a hate crime.

by The Return of Light Joker February 21, 2011

dress down

1. to dress less formally than normal at work or a gathering

2. to reprimand

How much are you going to dress down at the party?

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2008

5 and 10

a variety store selling relatively cheap items

I am not getting anything at the 5 and 10 across the street.

by The Return of Light Joker August 20, 2008

long in the tooth

old, advanced in age(from the practice of judging a horse's age by the length of it's teeth)

The plumbing is a bit long in the tooth. It needs to be replaced.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2010