Definitions by The Return of Light joker

country cousin 

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)

The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.

country cousin by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2010

Cover story 

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

Cover story by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010

off the grid 

Not using utilities such as water or electricity

He was so distrusting he lived off the grid.

off the grid by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2010

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

tailor made by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010

anal applause 

an audible release of intestinal gas through the anus

That anal applause would have peel the paint of of the walls of my basement.

anal applause by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2010

bozo filter 

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems

He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.

bozo filter by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2010

4 wheeler 

an all terrain vehicle

Don't try that stunt with my 4 wheeler.

4 wheeler by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2010