The Return of Light joker's definitions

drygulch

to attack or assault in an ambush

Don't let the local gang drygulch you on your way out.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2011

yuppie flu

chronic fatigue syndrome (derogatory)

Don't complete the class with a case of yuppie flu from now on. Take a break when needed.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2011

tone-deaf

lacking in one's appreciation of music (not necessarily due to actually being tone deaf

I'm sorry but i just never payed much attention to music. I'm tone-deaf.

by The Return of Light Joker October 6, 2011

green

1. advocating enviornmental protection

2. eviornmentally friendly

3. money

4. jealous

They went green a long time ago.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2007

jinx

a person or thing that brings bad luck (from a term for a curse of bad luck)

This DVD player may be a jinx.

by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2009

sweet potato

an ocarina (from the pleasant sound it produces and it's shape)

A single stall was offered a passers by a sweet potato.

by The Return of Light Joker February 29, 2012

bag

1. the scrotum

2. a condom

3. an envelope of illegal drugs

4. a woman's breast

5. to get

6. to arrest

7. to break into a place with the intention of secretly investigating something

8. to criticize someone

After masturbating excessively for so long, he had a wrinkled bag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2009