The Return of Light joker's definitions

jacket

A criminal record (form the term for the cardboard folders that held them)

Can't anyone find the jacket for this guy?

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

flabbergast

to amaze, perplex

If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

daylight

to work at a second day job

He had to daylight as a janitor to make ends meet.

by The Return of Light Joker September 11, 2010

miss the bus

to let an opportunity pass by

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010

firewater

liquor, spirits (attributed to Native Americans)

He had too much firewater and he passed out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2010

try on for size

to accept or attempt something tentatively

Let's try this routine on for size. (example of try on for size)

by The Return of Light Joker September 20, 2010

armchair general

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)

This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010