Definitions by The Return of Light joker

lip lock 

1. a kiss

2. to kiss someone

She tried to give me a lip lock, but I knew it was not safe.

lip lock by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007

ninny 

1. a stupid or silly person, an idiot (from nincompoop)

2. a woman's breast (usually plural)

You are such a ninny these days.

ninny by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007

one horse town

a small or insignificant town

Lets leave this one horse town in the dust.

one horse town by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2007

kid stuff 

1. something too easy for an adult or any experienced person

2. activity that is not appropriate for an adult

That game is kid stuff.

kid stuff by The Return of Light Joker December 20, 2007

Snake oil 

any dubious or fraudulent remedy or cure (The route of the fraud the word is derived from resulted from a misunderstanding of a traditional Chinese joint and muscle painkiller derived from the skin of the Chinese water snake)

That snake oil is so obvious. When will people learn?

Snake oil by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2007

more fun than a barrel of monkeys 

a very good time(from the the name of a toy consisting of a plastic barrel filled with flat plastic monkeys that can be hung by each others curved arms)

That dance was more fun than a barrel of monkeys

more fun than a barrel of monkeys by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007

In the clear

not suspected of commiting a crime

My nephew is in the clear.

In the clear by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2007