Definitions by The Return of Light joker

have a chip on your shoulder 

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

have a chip on your shoulder by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

quote whore

1. a critic (usually of movies) who provides quotes favorable for use in promotions in exchange for something (such as a movie junket)

2. a derisive term for anyone who obsesses over quotes

That quote whore will say anything for a sneak peak.

quote whore by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

Vaporware 

computer software that is announced but does not yet exist due to being stuck in development or being canceled all together

Duke Nukem Forever has become an infamous example of vaporware.

Vaporware by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

galumph 

to move ungracefully, to move clumsiy

Don't Galumph around the computer room.

galumph by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2008

frazzled 

1. exhausted

2. intoxicated with drugs or alcohol

I am so frazzled this weekend.

frazzled by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2008

3/4 pants

pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than long pants

It was like he was wearing 3/4 pants in the middle of winter.

3/4 pants by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2008

nosedive

a sudden and large decrease

My confidence took a nosedive when I found I had been lied to.

nosedive by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2008