lifer

1. a convict serving a life sentence in prison

2. someone who goes joins the military and stays for the sake of having a job

Some lifer was trying to sue the prison for negligence because of an itch.

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jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

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1. to finish consuming something

2. to spoil or ruin

3. to succeed

4. to make an audience break out in laughter

5. to turn off a device

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make sure the crotch of your pants is zipped up (from examine your zipper)

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1. an instance of touching a body part in a sexual way

2. to touch a body part in a sexual way

They started to feel eachother up just before Mom walked in on them.

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a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)

The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.

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They think they can just tear someone down with an off the record comment.

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