cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

by The Return of Light Joker August 05, 2011

town pump

a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)

Here comes the town pump. Lets get out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2010

Vixen

1. an attractive woman,

2. an ill tempered woman

The vixen who came by was a bit on the flaky side.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

detox

to free someone of a addiction to drugs or alcohol by medical means, (from detoxify a term originally used for removing any toxic substance)

If they fail to detox him permanently, I am not paying for his next medical bill.

by The Return of Light Joker October 04, 2008

feeding frenzy

a scene of frantic competition or unrestrained greed (from a a situation where several sharks or other predatory fish attempt to catch a single prey animal at once)

The made in America comeback could eventually fuel a feeding frenzy among businesses looking to corner the market.

by The Return of Light Joker June 09, 2011

carpet

a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.

by The Return of Light Joker May 09, 2008